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Uptown Funk

This potent hybrid strain releases a pungent aroma that immediately fills the room. The Uptown Funk experience unfolds gradually—beginning with an uplifting happiness that flows through your body, melting away negativity and tension. As euphoria sets in, a deep sense of calm washes over your muscles. These balanced effects make Uptown Funk particularly suitable for managing chronic pain, insomnia, muscle spasms, PMS symptoms, and neuropathy. The buds deliver a bold, spicy diesel flavor complemented by rich herbal sage notes on exhale. Its signature aroma combines warm, savory spices with deep, skunky diesel undertones.

Feelings: Sleepy, Relaxed, Hungry

Memory Loss

is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This powerful strain delivers an intense cerebral effect that induces a dreamy, unfocused state lasting several hours. The effects begin almost immediately, creating a hazy mental state that makes concentration difficult. As the experience progresses, you’ll notice a gentle surge of energy and creativity, accompanied by increased appetite—so keep snacks nearby.

Feelings: Euphoria, Relaxed, Uplifted

Hippie Crasher

– A heavy-hitting indica that combines the best of Wedding Crasher and Kush Mints, delivering a smooth ride of relaxation and euphoria. Expect a tingly, blissful experience as this strain melts away stress and anxiety, leaving you in a state of complete calm. With its signature blend of mint, vanilla, and a hint of ammonia, Hippie Crasher’s flavor profile is as bold as its effects. Ideal for those seeking a potent escape, this strain will have you kicked back, unwinding, and feeling

Twisted Citrus

is an extremely rare sativa or sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This powerful bud is known for its fusion of delicious orange flavors and potent effects from its high THC content. Twisted Citrus delivers a bold orange flavor with a sharp yet slightly sweet tropical aftertaste. The aroma resembles walking through an orange grove full of ripe fruit—delicious and citrusy, with distinct earthy undertones. The Twisted Citrus experience is as memorable as its flavor. It begins with an upbeat euphoric rush felt in the head and back of the neck, leaving you energized and uplifted. These motivational effects make Twisted Citrus ideal for a wake-and-bake or an early afternoon session when you need an energy boost.

Feelings: Euphoric, Uplifted, Relaxed

Key Lime Pie

is as delicious as its name suggests! This indica-dominant hybrid strain is a phenotype of the celebrated Girl Scout Cookies strain and features moderate to high THC levels. Key Lime Pie initially delivers an intense stone feeling, which transitions into a mellow, lucid high with mental clarity. You’ll experience couch-lock and mild drowsiness while simultaneously enjoying enhanced creativity and focus. These qualities make Key Lime Pie excellent for treating depression, insomnia, and stress disorders, including PTSD. With its minty, candy-like flavor featuring a smoky lime aftertaste and chocolate cream aroma, Key Lime Pie might seem perfect for beginners.

Feelings: Happy, Sleepy, Relaxed

Type: Indica-dominant hybrid, reportedly named after the former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch.
Potency: This strain is notably strong, with THC levels frequently reported to be very high, sometimes reaching up to 33% or more in some batches.
Aroma and flavor: It has a complex, pungent profile with strong notes of diesel, earthy pine, and sweet berries.
Effects: The high comes on fast and intensely. Users typically experience a wave of euphoria and giggling, followed by deep, body-heavy relaxation that can lead to sedation. Due to its heavy effects, it is recommended for experienced users and for evening or nighttime use.

Type: Balanced hybrid, often described as a 50/50 mix of indica and sativa effects.
Effects: Delivers a balanced experience with an uplifting and euphoric cerebral buzz alongside gentle body relaxation. It is praised for promoting creativity and mental clarity. The balanced effects make it suitable for both daytime and evening use.
Aroma and Flavor: A flavorful combination of its parent strains. It features a sweet, berry-forward aroma and taste from the Blueberry genetics, complemented by the pungent, fuel-forward notes of Sour Diesel.
Potency: Dank’s indoor-grown flower is known for its high potency. For instance, ZenZest in Staten Island lists their Blueberry Diesel at 29.9% THC.

Skywalker OG, an Indica-dominant hybrid, is renowned for its robust THC levels. It results from crossing Mazar with Blueberry OG, enriched by a terpene profile dominated by myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. This strain’s effects are profoundly relaxing and euphoric, making it ideal for alleviating stress, pain, and symptoms of anxiety and depression. Skywalker OG is aptly named after the Star Wars saga, reflecting its powerful effects that can transport users to a galaxy far, far away. Its aroma and flavor profile features a spicy, herbal essence underscored by diesel and pine, providing a soothing yet invigorating experience.

Cheese and Chong, a balanced hybrid that marries Cheese’s sharpness with Casey Jones’s earthy tones. This strain is adorned with dense, trichome-laden buds, exuding a distinct cheesy aroma complemented by subtle earthy sweetness. Engage in an uplifting journey of euphoria and energetic happiness, smoothly transitioning into a state of calm relaxation. Ideal for navigating through stress while staying sharp and joyful, Cheese and Chong is a perfect choice for any time of day, offering a seamless mix of mental stimulation and physical ease.

is a sativa-dominant strain that offers much more than its famous mellow high. It delivers a delightful blend of bubblegum and grapefruit flavors, with surprisingly smooth smoke. As a daytime strain, Hawaiian Thunderfuck lives up to its reputation. It provides an instant energy boost, no matter how tired or down you might feel. The uplifting effects create a euphoric, happy, and highly social experience. Just remember to be mindful of your dosage with this potent strain.

Feelings: Giggly, Happy, Relaxed

Peyton Manning

is a slightly sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Named after the iconic football player, this strain is better suited for relaxation than athletic activity. The high begins with an energizing, euphoric effect that lifts your spirits and induces giggles while gently clouding your focus. A soothing body high follows, leaving you at ease without feeling heavy. These effects make Peyton Manning ideal for treating chronic pain, mood swings, depression, chronic stress, inflammation, and fatigue. The buds feature a thick, frosty coating of tiny mint-colored crystal trichomes. Breaking apart the nugs releases pungent, spicy herbal aromas with sharp, earthy chemical notes when burned. The flavor is distinctly herbal and dank with a strong pine taste that can be quite intense.

Feelings: Euphoric, Happy, Tingly

Miami Heat

is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Named after the famous basketball team, this strain is perfect when you need motivation—whether tackling your to-do list or playing a pickup game with friends. The experience delivers consistent energy and giddy euphoria that keeps you smiling throughout. It promotes mental focus with a touch of creativity, keeping your mind sharp and ready for any challenge. Miami Heat offers a sweet yet spicy lemon-citrus flavor with distinct mint notes. Its aroma blends earthy herbs and spices with a sour citrus overtone, complemented by crisp mint that becomes more pronounced during consumption.

Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Focused